Facts about Jack Bauer
A friend of mine emailed me a list of facts about Jack Bauer that made me laugh out loud - here's a few gems:
* Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jack Bauer.
* If everyone on 24 followed Jack's instructions, it would be called 12.
* If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
* Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
* There have been no terrorist attacks in the United States since Jack Bauer appeared on television.
* When someone asks Jack Bauer how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously on 24..."
* Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
* When Google doesn't know the answer, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

haha, this is great, I linked it on my site thanks. =)
Posted by: Jesse J. Anderson | Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 05:03 PM